Me and my sister have both been home all week, and I’ve spent most of it with a lung condition somewhere between #bronchitis and death.
Since I don’t have the strength to actually think of anything else, I just had this conversation with my aforementioned sister.
Hey Kristen, guess what my favorite key is on the keyboard.
I don’t know – the smile key.
Nope.
The B.
No.
The #hashkey.
Try again.
I have to put my shoes on or I can’t go to the party store.
What is she talking about, and why wasn’t I invited to the party store.
Those are my nieces in the picture – are they going to the party store, too. Why are my lungs broken.
Originally posted as Family Christmas Games on Brian Spaeth.